The Incomplete Portfolio of C.D. Jenkins

 A huge THANKS to   Judy @KenilworthBooks for all her help at and hosting of my book launch yesterday. A very enjoyable evening was had by all in the sunshine at the front of her wonderful shop in Talisman Square, Kenilworth, Warks.   Cheers…  Chris Jenkins  All my books are currently available at Kenilworth Books;  ‘A Sortabiography’, ‘A Sortabiography - Part Two’, ‘A Sortabiography - The Future’, ‘Platform Shoes - A Radio Play’ & ‘A To Zedography’ www.cdjenkins.co.uk  Twitter: @BunsterChris  Instagram: @bunzter

Only 1 more day… AND THEN… a triple book launch @KenilworthBooks Talisman Square, Kenilworth. Wednesday, 13th. July from 18:30.    One launch – three books!!! You lucky people have never had it so good! “A Sortabiography – The Future” “A To Zedography - A properish autobiography” “Platform Shoes - A radio-play”                                                       cdjenkins.co.uk

 Just 2 days until my triple book launch @KenilworthBooks  Talisman Square, Kenilworth ... Wednesday 13th. July (18:30-20:30). " ‘ ENRY: Somefing funny goin’ on ’ere.  Six  people walked into this caff this evenin’,  but  there’s only  five  different sets of footprints!" Extract from  “ Platform Shoes ”  (a  radio-play ). cdjenkins.co.uk

 Only 3 days until my triple book launch @KenilworthBooks  Wednesday 13th. July 18:30-20:30 ‘ H ow come I stayed in the same hotel room as the Queen;  have  I really met several world famous musicians;  were my ancestors involved in the French Revolution,  have I actually eaten worms and who do I think I am?’ Extract from  “A To Zedography”  (a proper ish  autobiography) cdjenkins.co.uk

Only 4 days until my triple book launch @KenilworthBooks  Wednesday 13th. July 18:30-20:30 Did you know the French term  hors d’oeuvres  literally means  hours of eggs , or that the  triangle  (hand-held percussive instrument) was named after its inventor  Terry Triang (1788-1847) ? Extract from  “ A  Sortabiography – The Future” cdjenkins.co.uk

Only 5 days until my triple book launch @KenilworthBooks  Wednesday, 13th. July 18:30-20:30  *BE THERE OR BE SQUARE* cdjenkins.co.uk

  And about time too! I can now finally announce the launch of my latest three books next Wednesday, 13th. July @KenilworthBooks (Talisman Square, Kenilworth) from 18:30 to 20:30. I shall be reading extracts from "A SORTABIOGRAPHY -  THE FUTURE" (the last of the trilogy), "A TO ZEDOGRAPHY" (a proper ish autobiography) and a couple of friends and I will be performing a sketch from my radio-play, "PLATFORM SHOES" . Free refreshments will be provided - so what are you waiting for?

  *** UPCOMING EVENT - 13th. JULY @KENILWORTH BOOKS *** A triple book launch, postponed from the start of Covid, will include ‘A SORTABIOGRAPHY - THE FUTURE’ along with ‘A TO ZEDOGRAPHY’ (a proper ish autobiography) + an enactment of ‘PLATFORM SHOES’ (a radio play) live and direct (all by yours truly C.D.JENKINS ) More details nearer the time...

      NEW BOOK NOW AVAILABLE Never mind all of those sorta biographies on the market, here's the real deal.  After much confloption I am finally able to publish my proper (ish) autobiography .  'A TO ZEDOGRAPHY'   now available on Amazon , is an alphabetical account of my life to date. It covers the more salient points of my existence, i.e. things which have meant the most to me at the time. The book contains some humour and food for thought    - or, as it states on page 4... ...  ‘ So how come I stayed in the same hotel room as the Queen;  have I really met several world famous musicians;  were my ancestors involved in the French Revolution,  have I actually eaten worms and who do I think I am?’    Only one way to find out ... keep on reading  ... And there you have it  -  unless you haven't yet bought a copy.

    Just to let you know that the book I'm currently writing is almost ready for publishing. This time it's a proper( ish )   autobiography from yours truly.  I have a few more tweaks to do and my illustrator is beavering away at it's cover as we squeak. Upon completion, I shall self-publish once again on Amazon.  : WATCH THIS SPACE :                      : and this one :

  ** NEW  PAPERBACK  BOOK   NOW  AVAILABLE   AT  AMAZON **                                   "PLATFORM SHOES - A RADIO PLAY"   Yet another nonsensical publication from me to you.  If you like 'mystery plays' on the radio then this book is for you.     Set in the not too-distant future at a local railway station - get to meet the characters as they appear, one by one, learn about their backgrounds and the reasons for their travel.  See if you can fathom out what dastardly crime has been committed and by who! Humorous, surreal, scandalous?            You're the reader - you decide!

 Salmond, Sturgeon, Sturgeon, Salmon ... what's your  favourite Scottish fish?

Shhhhh!!! Just to let you know that the final episode of my trilogy, 'A SORTABIOGRAPHY - THE FUTURE -', is now available at Amazon with free P+P (that's not to be confused with PPE), but don't tell anybody - it's a secret. Shhhh!!! C.D.Jenkins It took long enough but we got there in the end.

My perfect wife, Penny Batchelor, is today launching her debut novel. 'My Perfect Sister' is available as an ebook for £2.99 from Amazon:  https://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Perfect-Sister-Pe…/…/ref=sr_1_1… and from Kobo:  https://www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/my-perfect-sister (It's also available on Apple Books.) **HERE'S THE LINK FOR THE LAUNCH EVENT** Click on it at 19:00 TODAY (14/05/20) and watch it 'live'.  https://www.facebook.com/events/175210670400231/

And now let's go straight to Downing Street for a statement by the Minister for Undersea Development.          "So, let me be very clear. That IS a very important question. If I could answer it in two parts.            So there we have it.  I don't know if there's anything else you'd like to add?"

**ECLECTOMANIA NEWSFLASH** It's Tuesday and fast approaching midday on Radio Abbey - which can mean only ONE thing... It'll be Wednesday tomorrow. Take care & stay safe peoples, Bristol Chris.

BOOOO, still no Eclectomania !!!! But worry thee not! Bristol Chris WILL be back on Radio Abbey, as soon as is possible. Stay safe, people...

😎 👍 🎶  It’s TUESDAY, it’s ‘ECLECTOMANIA’ day with Bristol Chris on Radio Abbey ... but NOT just yet ... SORRY! Stay in, stay safe and keep smiling - this time WILL pass   😎 👍 🎶 😎 👍 🎶   It’s TUESDAY, it’s ‘ECLECTOMANIA’ day with Bristol Chris on Radio Abbey ... but NOT just yet ... SORRY! Stay in, stay safe and keep smiling -  this time WILL pass   😎 👍 🎶

"I REMEMBER WHEN ROCK WAS YOUNG..." Flippin' years ago!

NO 'ECLECTOMANIA' YESTERDAY! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  So why the big pause? OH - I get it, twelve weeks of isolation! Ah well, can't be helped. We'll be back as soon as we can on Radio Abbey. Kind regards... Bristol Chris.