The Incomplete Portfolio of C.D. Jenkins

Shhhhh!!! Just to let you know that the final episode of my trilogy, 'A SORTABIOGRAPHY - THE FUTURE -', is now available at Amazon with free P+P (that's not to be confused with PPE), but don't tell anybody - it's a secret. Shhhh!!! C.D.Jenkins It took long enough but we got there in the end.

My perfect wife, Penny Batchelor, is today launching her debut novel. 'My Perfect Sister' is available as an ebook for £2.99 from Amazon:  https://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Perfect-Sister-Pe…/…/ref=sr_1_1… and from Kobo:  https://www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/my-perfect-sister (It's also available on Apple Books.) **HERE'S THE LINK FOR THE LAUNCH EVENT** Click on it at 19:00 TODAY (14/05/20) and watch it 'live'.  https://www.facebook.com/events/175210670400231/

And now let's go straight to Downing Street for a statement by the Minister for Undersea Development.          "So, let me be very clear. That IS a very important question. If I could answer it in two parts.            So there we have it.  I don't know if there's anything else you'd like to add?"

**ECLECTOMANIA NEWSFLASH** It's Tuesday and fast approaching midday on Radio Abbey - which can mean only ONE thing... It'll be Wednesday tomorrow. Take care & stay safe peoples, Bristol Chris.

BOOOO, still no Eclectomania !!!! But worry thee not! Bristol Chris WILL be back on Radio Abbey, as soon as is possible. Stay safe, people...

😎 👍 🎶  It’s TUESDAY, it’s ‘ECLECTOMANIA’ day with Bristol Chris on Radio Abbey ... but NOT just yet ... SORRY! Stay in, stay safe and keep smiling - this time WILL pass   😎 👍 🎶 😎 👍 🎶   It’s TUESDAY, it’s ‘ECLECTOMANIA’ day with Bristol Chris on Radio Abbey ... but NOT just yet ... SORRY! Stay in, stay safe and keep smiling -  this time WILL pass   😎 👍 🎶

"I REMEMBER WHEN ROCK WAS YOUNG..." Flippin' years ago!