The Incomplete Portfolio of C.D. Jenkins

    Just to let you know that the book I'm currently writing is almost ready for publishing. This time it's a proper( ish )   autobiography from yours truly.  I have a few more tweaks to do and my illustrator is beavering away at it's cover as we squeak. Upon completion, I shall self-publish once again on Amazon.  : WATCH THIS SPACE :                      : and this one :

  ** NEW  PAPERBACK  BOOK   NOW  AVAILABLE   AT  AMAZON **                                   "PLATFORM SHOES - A RADIO PLAY"   Yet another nonsensical publication from me to you.  If you like 'mystery plays' on the radio then this book is for you.     Set in the not too-distant future at a local railway station - get to meet the characters as they appear, one by one, learn about their backgrounds and the reasons for their travel.  See if you can fathom out what dastardly crime has been committed and by who! Humorous, surreal, scandalous?            You're the reader - you decide!

 Salmond, Sturgeon, Sturgeon, Salmon ... what's your  favourite Scottish fish?

Shhhhh!!! Just to let you know that the final episode of my trilogy, 'A SORTABIOGRAPHY - THE FUTURE -', is now available at Amazon with free P+P (that's not to be confused with PPE), but don't tell anybody - it's a secret. Shhhh!!! C.D.Jenkins It took long enough but we got there in the end.

My perfect wife, Penny Batchelor, is today launching her debut novel. 'My Perfect Sister' is available as an ebook for £2.99 from Amazon:  https://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Perfect-Sister-Pe…/…/ref=sr_1_1… and from Kobo:  https://www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/my-perfect-sister (It's also available on Apple Books.) **HERE'S THE LINK FOR THE LAUNCH EVENT** Click on it at 19:00 TODAY (14/05/20) and watch it 'live'.  https://www.facebook.com/events/175210670400231/

And now let's go straight to Downing Street for a statement by the Minister for Undersea Development.          "So, let me be very clear. That IS a very important question. If I could answer it in two parts.            So there we have it.  I don't know if there's anything else you'd like to add?"

**ECLECTOMANIA NEWSFLASH** It's Tuesday and fast approaching midday on Radio Abbey - which can mean only ONE thing... It'll be Wednesday tomorrow. Take care & stay safe peoples, Bristol Chris.