Temporary artwork courtesy of Nick Harris Ahead of the big book launch in November, here's an exclusive extract from Chapter 5 of C.D.Jenkins' first novel - A Sortabiography; (noun) a treatise, crudely-written and often inaccurate, about the author. *** When I returned home from my final day at Wainwrights, I was in for a huge surprise. Mell met me outside of our flat. She was clearly very excited and quick to tell me that there was a visitor inside. I opened the door to our apartment and to my great astonishment, standing there in front of me was someone I hadn't seen for many years. It was my older sister!!!! There she was, as large as life with her usual air of authority. "Hi Sis, very nice air. Could I borrow it when you've finished with it?" "Hi Bro. How the Dickens are you? Long time, no sea and very sorry about the spelling mistake. It's an easy one to make." I stepped towards her and gave her a big hug. "My word, t