The Incomplete Portfolio of C.D. Jenkins

My perfect wife, Penny Batchelor, is today launching her debut novel. 'My Perfect Sister' is available as an ebook for £2.99 from Amazon:  https://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Perfect-Sister-Pe…/…/ref=sr_1_1… and from Kobo:  https://www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/my-perfect-sister (It's also available on Apple Books.) **HERE'S THE LINK FOR THE LAUNCH EVENT** Click on it at 19:00 TODAY (14/05/20) and watch it 'live'.  https://www.facebook.com/events/175210670400231/

And now let's go straight to Downing Street for a statement by the Minister for Undersea Development.          "So, let me be very clear. That IS a very important question. If I could answer it in two parts.            So there we have it.  I don't know if there's anything else you'd like to add?"

**ECLECTOMANIA NEWSFLASH** It's Tuesday and fast approaching midday on Radio Abbey - which can mean only ONE thing... It'll be Wednesday tomorrow. Take care & stay safe peoples, Bristol Chris.