The Incomplete Portfolio of C.D. Jenkins

Have proofed my proof copy and applied to publish it with AMAZON  (KDP) . Then the fun began - AGAIN  - The ever-wondrous system, having already printed me a copy successfully, now says that the spine text is too large and must be reduced by 0.00000000000001  of a millimetre just to be on the safe side! I therefore have had to go back to my illustrator to perform the afore-mentioned task. I shall then re-submit the work and see what AMAZON  have to say NEXT .  I had similar nonsense with the publication of my first book.  This whole system of publishing has its advantages but  is certainly far from perfect. Take care out there  -  and don't forget  -  Santa Claus isn't just for Christmas. CDJ

You said, 'GROW A PAIR'. - So I did. On this week's "ECLECTOMANIA" with Bristol Chris, by Radio Abbey ... Not only, but including:- 'Amy Winehouse', 'Roxy Music', 'Michael Kiwanuka', 'Super Furious Animals' ... Tuesdays from midday on Radio Abbey. Be there or be square, triangular, circular - the choice is YOURS.

Have just received my proof copy of   'A Sortabiography - Part Two'   in the post. Hopefully it will now not be very long until it's actually published...   hoorah! And then there's the matter of designing my cover for the final book of the trilogy. Once again, I finished writing this collection many yonks ago but had been waiting a long time to secure an illustrator. Now I've found another good'un, hopefully the final volume can be published within six months or so from now. Keep watching this space                    for further updates. Kind regards to you all, Chris J.